Spunky, sporty, filled with fervor;
A hollowed, plastic life preserver.
Before it hit you, permission swayed;
A court-side tweak, covered in suede.
Erstwhile bland, but not forgotten,
Filling swelling holes with cotton.
Now you get it, don’t you sweat it;
Make two poles from life, indebted.
Simultaneous and speaking swollen,
Self-defeating props, becoming stolen.